Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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