are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think people are normalizing furries
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