I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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