My friends, they love my intelligence
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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