I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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