I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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