Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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