I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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