I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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