He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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