i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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