At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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