Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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