just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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