I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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