I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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