I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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