Quick, to the slutcave!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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