so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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