I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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