Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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