I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I smell like Dick and happiness
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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