A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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