The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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