we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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