Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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