i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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