Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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