New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
BRING THE BAGELS
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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