Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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