I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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