Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dick very happy bro
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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