theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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