just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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