separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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