Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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