I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
