...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
