This is not my ceiling
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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