Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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