More tranny stories later!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I am one with the molecules
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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