There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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