All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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