how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you would pick up someone in the library
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The Olympian is in my bed
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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