Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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