He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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