Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
