No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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