You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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