You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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