it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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